How to Make Far Cry 5: Lost On Mars

Nathan
Jan 2, 2021

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Step 1: After a fun but formulaic first DLC, take a decent premise, fun characters and a new location.

Step 2: Once you have assembled all the ingredients, put a blindfold on and hit random keys in the hope of creating something groundbreaking.

Step 3: After half an hour of the previous step, remove said blindfold to discover, depstire your intention you have created another barebones, collectathon, not worth the price, company approved, Ubisoft DLC!

Step 4: Stare in awe of what you have made, call friends over to bask in the glory of your creation. Allow three hours for resting, then excitedly release it.

Step 5: After hearing the terrible reception, (which you expected) of your creation, retreat to your mind palace and think of a way to save your skin.

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Nathan
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I like video games, writing and food. Not necessarily in that order.