How To Make Far Cry 5: Hours of Darkness

Nathan
Dec 23, 2020

Ubisoft gives Far Car a ‘nam makeover in the first DLC from their 2 year old season pass.

How to make :

Step 1:

Reskin the map from the base game and make everything green.

Step 2:

Add a pinch of bamboo.

Step Three:

Add one 60’s rock song with a sprinkle of generic war archetypes.

Step Four:

Add a bunch of meaningless side objectives.

Step Five:

Mix together, then bake, for 3 hours.

Step Six:

Take out the oven, and season with framerate drops, occasional glitches and connection failures.

Result:

Despite it’s long baking time and odd seasoning, the meal is pure comfort food, 6/10.

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Nathan
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I like video games, writing and food. Not necessarily in that order.